here's the story 'bout Michelle the Moocher.
She was a rake toothed "hoochie coocher."
She was the rough, tough, angry witch.
Michelle had a heart a even smaller than the Grinch.
She messed around with radical named Barry.
Although he was a socialist and his plans, very scary.
He took her with him down to D.C. town, to spend the tax payer’s money and fly all around.
She had a dream about a vacation in Spain.
She flew there on the President’s plane.
She stayed in Spain with fourty good friends.
When you spend three hundred thousand dollars, the fun never ends.
Next week it’s another vacation.
Maybe Martha’s Vineyard or the International Space Station.
Michelle has millions dollars worth of fun at the tax payers expense.
While the rest of us Americans get to camp in tents.
(hidey-hi's, one mo' 'gain!)